“I wonder if I was to swallow this entire microphone if I could use the sounds of it coming out the other end as sound effects for my next hit single. I can call it, “My big brown eye sings the blues.”
According to our intrepid reporter Ms. Clarkson, not wanting to disappoint her fans, bravely took the stage and performed for over 2 hours, despite suffering from the results of a new dental implant by an unamed quack dentist . Despite only being able to sing the letter O, she performed all of her hits including “O O O O O O (My Life Would Suck Without You) which she dedicated to the mystery dentist…
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“I wonder if I was to swallow this entire microphone if I could use the sounds of it coming out the other end as sound effects for my next hit single. I can call it, “My big brown eye sings the blues.”
hahahahaha so funny
While attempting to tell the Haters to “suck it”, Kelly got caught up in the moment and decided to demonstrate.
It took over an hour to pry her jaws loose.
In this photo is Kelly singing or auditioning for next years Superbowl interruption? America you be the judge.
I can Driller…. Weird shirt….check. Gag reflex…check.
According to our intrepid reporter Ms. Clarkson, not wanting to disappoint her fans, bravely took the stage and performed for over 2 hours, despite suffering from the results of a new dental implant by an unamed quack dentist . Despite only being able to sing the letter O, she performed all of her hits including “O O O O O O (My Life Would Suck Without You) which she dedicated to the mystery dentist…
like, gag me with a spoon
I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam
Look Ma, no hands !
Practice makes perfect.
OMG, what a terrible, terrible picture
but yes way to obvious
Oops, sorry, I was having a fantasy moment.
Is that a shirt or do you just have wrinkled skin and tattoos?
Lollipop, anyone?
Oh puh-leeze. Too obvious.