Simon; “Look. It says right here in the Stimulus package that funding for Paula’s drinking will be eliminated, despite the fact that it will reduce rum exports from Puerto Rico by 22%.
Somebody call the producers!!! Simon won’t give me the script, because he says I’m not in the show anymore and that Kar-uh is taking over! I tell ya, it’s enough to drive a woman to drink.
* Jimmyohyeah (If Howard Becomes A Judge) February 9, 2010 8:47 am * maxie (If Howard Becomes A Judge) February 9, 2010 8:32 am * angie (Jordin Performs In Miami) February 9, 2010 6:18 am * rei (Super Bowl XLIV) February 9, 2010 4:45 am * siparaka (Howard Confirms Rumor) February 9, 2010 3:34 am * Eli (Howard Confirms Rumor) February 9, 2010 1:49 am * Dr. Electro (Howard Confirms Rumor) February 8, 2010 11:06 pm * starshine0810 (Howard Confirms Rumor) February 8, 2010 9:56 pm * DrillerAA (Howard Confirms Rumor) February 8, 2010 9:19 pm * angie (Howard Confirms Rumor) February 8, 2010 8:54 pm
And I never want to hear those two words “BE” and “CAREFUL” together in the same sentence again ! ! !
Simon; “Look. It says right here in the Stimulus package that funding for Paula’s drinking will be eliminated, despite the fact that it will reduce rum exports from Puerto Rico by 22%.
Somebody call the producers!!! Simon won’t give me the script, because he says I’m not in the show anymore and that Kar-uh is taking over! I tell ya, it’s enough to drive a woman to drink.
Then again, maybe so. It’s probably the only way Paula gets to that point…in her dreams.
Apparently Paula is having what Meg Ryan had in the diner…
6 words and a hyphen: How dare the president pre-empt us!
I want it, I want it, I want it, I WANT IT! I’m gonna start making sense unless you give it to me!
ook-ook-ook-EEK-banana
Kick and scream all you want, Paula. Randy and I LOVE the bikini girl ! Deal with it.
Yay !! Bratiana is GONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I can too read three syllable words Simon. Just give me back the “freekin” script and let me finish sounding it out.
wow, I made it through the pre recorded bit!!
Paula; “Look you Cheshire Cat grinning Limey, I’ll put my biceps up against yours any day!”
Simon; “Gawd, those whoopie cushions are still funny!”
Simon; “She’s happy because she still thinks Kar-uh is here to replace me.”
Your dead Simon!